#WAP for parents
It's September....Have you met your child’s new sex education teacher? Her name is Miss CardiB.
I am just going to brief you on the syllabus.... 1. First, YAY!!! our Girls will learn to accept being called "Whores". Guys chanting “Whores in this house” will really solidify their new status of liberated powerful sexual female. Please let the boys in your home know this language is not only "OK" but healthy!! 2. We teach CondomLESS sex, the "pull out" method is fine, if guys are able to resist a "Wet Ass Pussy" or "WAP"...We don't worry at all about STI's, real sexually liberated women go for the "pull out" and risk everything, particularly when the sex is good. 2018 had the highest all-time record for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia...but really, who's counting? 3. We will be discussing the aforementioned WAP, which definitely wants guys to perform aggressive "extra hard" sex so their “pussy” (crudely known as vulva) feels "beat up", YES, sign me up!!! 4. And well, because they can...they should know it’s cool to take pictures of said "WAP"...Because studies show only 25% of guys will share them...what's the big deal? And honestly, Revenge Porn is so overrated!! 5. The Oral sex chapter will detail how girls should expect to be gagged and choked by their partner's phallus, DUH! 6. Finally CardiB has a special lesson just for the BOYS...she wants y'all to know if your phallus is not a King Cobra, don't even apply. This is her ode to mental health because most boys don't already have insecurities centered around their penis size/ performance / appearance...etc. So, for those that don't already suffer from body dysmorphia...this lesson will really drive those insecurities home! Trust me, this is exactly what you need to feel good going into your next sexual encounter!
Oh, by the way, for your convenience this curriculum is on line with accompanying video and all over TikTok…The kids really seem to be taking to it well! OVER 51 Million hashtags of young and old trying to master these moves and commit the messages to memory! Thank you, Miss CardiB, what would we do without you??
Mom and Dad, if you DON'T want your child /teen in Miss CardiB’s sex ed class, TALK with them OPENLY AND HONESTLY and because they are being bombarded with porn values and messages TALK with them EARLY AND OFTEN. BEGIN BY LISTENING TO MY PODCAST TO LEARN MORE.
This is for all the #WAP parents (Woke Ass Parents)
For your reading pleasure here are the lyrics...
Whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house (Hold up) I said certified freak, seven days a week Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak (Ah)
[Chorus: Cardi B] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this pussy right in your face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I wanna ride I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This pussy is wet, come take a dive Tie me up like I'm surprised Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage Make it cream, make me scream Out in public, make a scene I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you, I got this ring (Ayy, ayy) [Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion] Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yuh) Quick, jump out 'fore you let you get inside of me (Yuh) I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh) I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow) Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yuh) Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick) You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing (Yuh) He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah) Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah) He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click) Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy (Mwah, mwah, mwah) Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yuh, yuh)
[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion] Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra With a hook in it, hope it lean over He got some money, then that's where I'm headed Pussy A1 just like his credit He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it I let him taste it, now he diabetic I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp I wanna gag, I wanna choke I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat My head game is fire, punani Dasani It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yuh, ah) I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo [Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion] Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin' Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder Big D stand for big demeanor I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya If it don't hang, then he can't bang You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain If he fuck me and ask Whose is it? When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
[Chorus: Cardi B] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh
[Outro: Frank Ski] There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house